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∓#31532257节∓#31532248∓#31456∓#19977∓#20998钟笑话

∓#35828∓#19968个笑话，∓#25226∓#22905逗笑∓#20102，∓#23601∓#21487∓#20197跟∓#22905睡觉，这∓#26426∓#30340∓#26426∓#20250，∓#20154∓#29983∓#33021有几何

∓#32780陈晓∓#22825这∓#26102郁闷∓#30340∓#26159，∓#20182并不∓#26159很想跟文∓#29577溪睡觉，∓#32780∓#26159∓#20182∓#19968∓#26102想不∓#20986∓#19968个笑话∓#26469。文∓#29577溪见陈晓∓#22825愁眉苦脸∓#19968筹未展∓#30340样∓#23376，∓#20415问：“怎么你想不∓#21040吗∓#25105跟你∓#35828，∓#22823强∓#21733∓#19977∓#20998钟跟∓#25105∓#35828∓#20102∓#19977个笑话，每个笑话∓#25105∓#37117笑翻∓#20102，怎么你连∓#20182∓#19977∓#20998∓#20043∓#19968∓#37117不∓#22914”

陈晓∓#22825顿∓#28982给气爆∓#20102，恼∓#32670∓#25104怒∓#22320叫∓#36947：“∓#25105∓#20250连∓#20182∓#30340∓#19977∓#20998∓#20043∓#19968∓#37117不∓#22914笑话你听∓#22909∓#20102，∓#25105∓#29616∓#22312∓#23601给你讲∓#19968个极品笑话。”

文∓#29577溪∓#21452∓#25163叉∓#22312裤袋∓#37324，微微昂首，∓#19968副趾∓#39640气扬∓#30340样∓#23376，淡淡∓#22320∓#35828：“∓#35828吧，∓#25105听∓#30528呢。”

陈晓∓#22825∓#35828：“∓#19968个胖∓#23376∓#20174∓#21313∓#20108楼摔∓#20102∓#19979∓#26469结果”陈晓∓#22825看∓#30528文∓#29577溪，问：“你猜结果∓#20250怎样”

文∓#29577溪撇∓#20102撇嘴，∓#35828：“死∓#20102呗。”

陈晓∓#22825伸∓#25163抓∓#20102抓∓#22836，又∓#35828：“有个∓#20154长∓#30340像洋葱走∓#30528走∓#30528∓#23601哭∓#20102”∓#19968∓#35828完，陈晓∓#22825∓#20415∓#32039盯∓#30528文∓#29577溪，文∓#29577溪皱∓#30528秀眉望∓#30528陈晓∓#22825，怔怔∓#22320问：“∓#35828完∓#20102”陈晓∓#22825∓#35828：“完∓#20102。”文∓#29577溪问：“∓#22909笑话”陈晓∓#22825皱∓#19978眉∓#22836：“不∓#22909笑吗”文∓#29577溪∓#35828：“∓#25105∓#37117不知∓#36947你这个笑话∓#26159什么意思，怎么笑∓#24471∓#20986∓#26469”陈晓∓#22825叫∓#36947：“你你∓#30340∓#29702解∓#33021∓#21147∓#20063太有限∓#20102吧。”

“靠”文∓#29577溪顿∓#28982叫∓#36947：“你∓#24072父陈∓#22823伯你觉∓#24471∓#20182聪明不”陈晓∓#22825∓#35828：“∓#25105∓#24072父∓#24403∓#28982聪明∓#20102。”文∓#29577溪∓#35828：“那你∓#31561∓#20250儿回∓#21435跟∓#20182∓#35828∓#19968∓#20004句英语看∓#20182听∓#24471懂不。”

陈晓∓#22825伸∓#25163指∓#20102指文∓#29577溪，咬牙切齿∓#22320∓#35828：“∓#22909，∓#25105∓#23601不信∓#25105逗不笑你，你∓#31561∓#30528。”∓#35828罢抬∓#36215∓#22836，又∓#26159∓#19968番冥思苦想。

“有∓#20102”陈晓∓#22825突∓#28982眉∓#24320眼笑，你听∓#22909∓#20102：“老夫∓#22919∓#21435拍照，摄影∓#24072问，∓#22823爷，您∓#26159∓#35201侧∓#20809，逆∓#20809，∓#36824∓#26159全∓#20809，∓#22823爷腼腆∓#30340∓#35828，∓#25105∓#26159无∓#25152谓，∓#33021不∓#33021给你∓#22823∓#22920留条裤衩”

“噗”文∓#29577溪情不∓#33258禁笑∓#20986∓#20102声∓#26469，但∓#22905立即捂住∓#20102嘴，∓#19968∓#26412正∓#32463∓#22320∓#35828：“这有什么∓#22909笑∓#30340，∓#25105没笑。”

陈晓∓#22825指∓#30528文∓#29577溪∓#35828：“你敢∓#35828你没笑∓#25105明明看见你笑∓#20102。”

文∓#29577溪秀眉∓#32039蹙，故意恼怒∓#22320∓#35828：“∓#25105没笑，∓#25105∓#35828∓#25105没笑∓#25105∓#23601没笑”

“∓#22909吧，你没笑，”陈晓∓#22825无∓#21487奈何∓#22320叹∓#20102∓#19968声，看∓#20102看文∓#29577溪，∓#35828：“你先∓#25226∓#25163张∓#24320。”文∓#29577溪问：“∓#24178什么”陈晓∓#22825∓#35828：“别捂∓#30528嘴∓#20102。”文∓#29577溪哼∓#20102∓#19968声，“别捂∓#23601别捂，有什么∓#20102不∓#36215。”边∓#35828边将∓#21452∓#25163叉∓#22312裤袋∓#37324，将∓#22836偏向∓#19968边，∓#19968副漫不∓#32463心∓#30340样∓#23376。

陈晓∓#22825∓#35828：“∓#25105∓#24320始∓#35828∓#20102，你听∓#22909∓#20102，∓#23567孩∓#25226妓院养∓#30340鹦鹉偷回∓#23478，∓#19968∓#36827门，鹦鹉∓#20415叫：搬∓#23478啦看见∓#20182∓#22920∓#22920又叫：老板∓#20063换啦看见∓#20182∓#22992∓#22992又叫：∓#23567∓#22992∓#20063换∓#20102看见∓#20182爸爸又叫：∓#25105co∓#36824∓#26159老客”

陈晓∓#22825∓#19968∓#35828完，立即∓#32039盯∓#30528文∓#29577溪，文∓#29577溪咬∓#30528嘴∓#21767，∓#20004腮鼓∓#24471老∓#22823，看∓#26469∓#26159想极∓#21147忍住不笑，陈晓∓#22825指∓#30528文∓#29577溪叫∓#36947：“你笑不笑笑不笑快笑”

“噗哧”∓#19968声，文∓#29577溪终∓#20110忍不住∓#22823声笑∓#20102∓#20986∓#26469，待文∓#29577溪笑远∓#20102，陈晓∓#22825板∓#30528个脸，冷冷∓#22320∓#35828：“∓#22909∓#20102，陪∓#25105∓#21435睡觉吧。”

文∓#29577溪看∓#20102眼陈晓∓#22825，又左右看∓#20102看，问：“你想∓#35201∓#25105∓#21435哪∓#37324陪你睡∓#21435你∓#23478”陈晓∓#22825伸∓#25163梳∓#20102梳∓#22836∓#21457，∓#35828：“∓#25105∓#23478老∓#22836∓#22312∓#23478，不∓#26041∓#20415。”文∓#29577溪∓#35828：“∓#25105∓#23478∓#25105∓#22920∓#22920∓#22312∓#23478∓#37324，∓#20063不∓#26041∓#20415。”陈晓∓#22825建议：“那∓#25105∓#20204∓#21435山∓#19978”文∓#29577溪无不担忧∓#22320∓#35828：“∓#29616∓#22312山∓#19978采药∓#30340∓#20154很∓#22810，∓#25105怕被∓#20182∓#20204看∓#21040。”

陈晓∓#22825问：“那你觉∓#24471∓#21435哪∓#37324∓#22909”文∓#29577溪∓#35828：“这∓#25105∓#21487不知∓#36947，∓#29616∓#22312∓#26159你∓#35201∓#25105陪你睡觉，∓#22320∓#26041∓#24471你∓#26469想，∓#35201∓#26159没有∓#22320∓#26041∓#21435睡，那∓#23601算∓#20102。”

不∓#33021算∓#20102，∓#22909不容易想∓#20986几个笑话∓#26469将文∓#29577溪这丫∓#22836逗笑∓#20102，总不∓#33021∓#22312这个最∓#21518关∓#22836放弃∓#26426∓#20250，功亏∓#19968篑吧。

文∓#29577溪见陈晓∓#22825又犯难∓#20102，∓#20415∓#35828：“∓#25105给你∓#19977∓#20998钟∓#26102间，你若∓#33021想∓#21040∓#19968个∓#22909∓#21435处∓#25105∓#23601陪你∓#21435睡，∓#35201∓#26159你想不∓#21040，那∓#23601算∓#20102。”

∓#25105∓#30340∓#22920呀陈晓∓#22825抓∓#20102抓∓#22836∓#21457，这丫∓#22836∓#21487真∓#20250整∓#20154∓#21834，∓#23478∓#37324不∓#33021∓#21435，山∓#19978不∓#33021∓#21435，这∓#36824∓#33021∓#21435哪∓#37324∓#22823∓#30333∓#22825∓#22320总不∓#21487∓#33021∓#21435溪∓#37324吧更不∓#21487∓#33021∓#21435土∓#37324

文∓#29577溪见陈晓∓#22825想不∓#20986∓#19968个∓#22909∓#21435处，∓#20415∓#35828：“∓#35201不这样吧，∓#25105∓#20204∓#29616∓#22312∓#21435你∓#23478，若你∓#24072父∓#22312∓#23478，∓#25105∓#20204∓#23601算∓#20102，不睡觉∓#20102，若你∓#24072父不∓#22312∓#23478，∓#25105∓#23601陪你睡∓#19968回，怎么样”

陈晓∓#22825∓#35828：“刚才∓#25105∓#20986∓#26469∓#26102，∓#25105∓#23478老∓#22836∓#23601∓#22312∓#23478∓#37324，∓#29616∓#22312∓#25105∓#20204回∓#21435，这∓#20182不∓#22312∓#23478∓#30340∓#26426率很∓#23569∓#21834。”文∓#29577溪∓#35828：“那没办∓#27861∓#20102，∓#25105∓#20204∓#23601听∓#22825∓#30001命吧。”

听文∓#29577溪这样∓#35828，陈晓∓#22825∓#20415将心∓#19968横，∓#35828：“∓#34892，∓#23601这样。”∓#24403∓#19979掉∓#22836∓#20415朝∓#23478∓#37324∓#30340∓#26041向走∓#21435。文∓#29577溪不∓#32039不慢∓#22320走∓#22312∓#21518∓#22836，晃悠悠∓#22320问：“你不打算牵∓#25105∓#30340∓#25163吗”陈晓∓#22825怔∓#20102怔，这∓#22823∓#30333∓#22825∓#22320，牵什么∓#25163∓#21834，万∓#19968被∓#20154∓#21457∓#29616∓#20102，∓#36824∓#20197为∓#25105俩∓#22312搞恋∓#29233，又万∓#19968被文秀∓#21457∓#29616∓#20102

“怎么，你不敢牵∓#25105∓#30340∓#25163”文∓#29577溪似乎看∓#20986∓#20102陈晓∓#22825心∓#20013∓#30340∓#23567九九，故意这样激∓#20182。陈晓∓#2282

5∓#35828：“不∓#26159∓#25105不敢，∓#26159∓#25105怕别∓#20154∓#35828闲话，∓#25105∓#35828诱拐你什么∓#30340。”

“这怕跟不敢不∓#26159∓#19968样∓#30340吗”文∓#29577溪冷冷笑∓#20102∓#19968声，“∓#25105看你∓#23601∓#26159∓#19968个伪君∓#23376”

陈晓∓#22825停∓#19979脚步，盯∓#30528文∓#29577溪：“你这个丫∓#22836，∓#35828话真直接，∓#26469，将∓#25163拿∓#26469。”

文∓#29577溪将∓#25163∓#20174裤袋∓#37324∓#25277∓#20102∓#20986∓#26469放∓#22312陈晓∓#22825∓#38754∓#21069，陈晓∓#22825抓∓#36807文∓#29577溪∓#30340∓#25163∓#20415走，刚走∓#20004步，∓#20415见∓#19968个∓#20154∓#20174∓#23545∓#38754走∓#26469，待近∓#20102见∓#26159刘支书，陈晓∓#22825忙∓#35828：“∓#29577溪这个丫∓#22836，竟∓#28982∓#19968个∓#20154∓#21435∓#28145潭∓#37324玩∓#27700，∓#25105非∓#35201拉∓#22905回∓#21435打屁∓#32929不∓#25104”

刘支书∓#23545文∓#29577溪∓#35828：“∓#29577溪，你∓#19968个∓#22899孩∓#23376∓#23478不∓#35201∓#21435∓#28145潭那儿，那∓#37324∓#27700很∓#28145∓#30340。”

文∓#29577溪正∓#35201∓#35828话，陈晓∓#22825却∓#29992∓#21147将∓#22905拖走∓#20102，边拖边∓#35828：“你别∓#35828话，∓#25105∓#35201回∓#21435告诉你∓#22920∓#22920，∓#35201∓#22905罚你关∓#22312∓#23478∓#37324不许∓#20986∓#26469”

待走远∓#20102，文∓#29577溪∓#30333∓#20102陈晓∓#22825∓#19968眼，气呼呼∓#22320∓#35828：“你真∓#26159太卑鄙∓#20102”

陈晓∓#22825嘿嘿笑∓#36947：“这不叫卑鄙，这叫急∓#20013∓#29983智，懂不”

文∓#29577溪哼∓#20102∓#19968声，骂∓#36947：“∓#22823奸∓#20154”

陈晓∓#22825正想回敬文∓#29577溪，突∓#28982听∓#24471∓#21069∓#38754拐弯处又传∓#26469脚步声，陈晓∓#22825轻轻放∓#24320文∓#29577溪，伸食指∓#22312嘴边嘘∓#20102∓#19968声，∓#20004∓#20154立即屏息敛气，若无∓#20854事∓#19968∓#21069∓#19968∓#21518朝∓#21069∓#38754走∓#21435，刚∓#21040转弯处，与∓#23545∓#38754∓#26469∓#30340∓#20154撞∓#20102个正∓#38754，陈晓∓#22825怔∓#36947：“∓#24072父”

原∓#26469走∓#36807∓#26469∓#30340竟∓#26159陈老∓#22836。陈晓∓#22825惊喜无比∓#22320问：“老∓#22836，你这∓#26159∓#21435哪儿呢”陈老∓#22836扬∓#20102扬∓#25163∓#20013∓#30340锄∓#22836∓#35828：“∓#21435∓#22320∓#37324看看，这∓#20004∓#22825∓#22909像又∓#35201∓#19979雨∓#20102。”陈晓∓#22825抬∓#22836看∓#20102看∓#22825，∓#35828：“哦，∓#35201∓#25105∓#21435吗”陈老∓#22836看∓#20102看陈晓∓#22825，∓#35828：“你想∓#21435∓#23601∓#21435，不想∓#21435回∓#21435收∓#19979药材。”

陈晓∓#22825看∓#20102眼文∓#29577溪，暗喜不已，∓#35828：“那∓#25105回∓#21435收药材吧。”

待陈老∓#22836走远∓#20102，陈晓∓#22825拉∓#36215文∓#29577溪∓#30340∓#25163迫不及待∓#22320朝∓#23478∓#37324走∓#21435。文∓#29577溪没∓#22909气∓#22320问：“你这么猴急∓#24178什么”陈晓∓#22825∓#35828：“∓#25105∓#23478老∓#22836真∓#26159∓#22825∓#22823∓#30340∓#22909∓#20154，∓#20027∓#21160给∓#25105创造∓#26426∓#20250，∓#25105∓#20204快回∓#21435，∓#22909∓#22909∓#25226握这个∓#26426∓#20250”

∓#20004∓#20154回∓#21040∓#23478∓#37324，陈晓∓#22825打∓#24320门∓#20415将文∓#29577溪往屋∓#37324推，文∓#29577溪半推半∓#36827∓#20102屋，刚∓#19968∓#36827屋，陈晓∓#22825∓#20415将门关∓#20102。

陈晓∓#22825∓#25265∓#36215文∓#29577溪∓#26469∓#21040∓#24202∓#21069，将文∓#29577溪轻轻∓#22320放∓#22312∓#24202∓#19978，文∓#29577溪∓#19968∓#26102望∓#30528陈晓∓#22825，陈晓∓#22825飞快∓#22320跳∓#19978∓#24202，扑∓#22312文∓#29577溪∓#36523∓#19978，接∓#30528将火热∓#30340∓#21767朝∓#30528文∓#29577溪∓#30340嘴∓#21767∓#21563∓#20102∓#19978∓#21435，hangzhu∓#22905柔∓#23273∓#30340∓#21767办，舌尖霸∓#36947却∓#20063温柔∓#22320探∓#36827∓#22905∓#30340∓#21475∓#20013，逗玩∓#22905∓#30340∓#23567舌。

文∓#29577溪轻轻呻∓#21535∓#20102∓#19968声，，∓#20004∓#25163不∓#30001∓#33258∓#20027推抵∓#30528陈晓∓#22825∓#30340∓#30340∓#33016膛，似乎想∓#35201反抗，但并没有∓#20351∓#20986∓#21147气，∓#22905∓#30340∓#36523∓#23376∓#37117∓#26159∓#36719∓#30340。

陈晓∓#22825∓#25265∓#36215文∓#29577溪，宽∓#22823∓#30340∓#25163顺∓#30528文∓#29577溪∓#30340脖∓#23376缓缓向∓#19979游移，像泥鳅∓#19968样∓#28369∓#36807∓#22905丰满∓#30340∓#21452丘，又慢慢∓#22320抚∓#36807∓#22905平坦∓#30340腹∓#37096，∓#22312文∓#29577溪秀目微皱∓#26102钻∓#36827∓#22905∓#30340背心，解∓#24320∓#33016∓#34915，罩∓#19978∓#22905∓#30340丰盈，极娴熟∓#22320∓#25361弄∓#39030端那含苞绽放∓#30340∓#33457苞。

“嗯”这番甜蜜折磨令文∓#29577溪难耐∓#22320扭∓#21160∓#36215∓#26469，∓#22312陈晓∓#22825柔∓#21644∓#30340诱哄∓#19979，文∓#29577溪∓#30340∓#36523∓#20307∓#22914∓#21516被∓#28857∓#19978∓#19968簇簇∓#30340火苗，∓#27442望∓#20043火瞬间爆∓#21457，∓#20004∓#25163急切∓#22320∓#25265∓#21040∓#20102陈晓∓#22825∓#30340脖∓#23376，将∓#23047驱∓#32039∓#32039贴∓#30528陈晓∓#22825。

陈晓∓#22825轻轻推∓#24320文∓#29577溪，麻利∓#22320∓#33073∓#19979∓#22905∓#30340背心∓#21644∓#33016∓#34915，∓#21452目贪婪∓#22320凝视∓#30528∓#22905∓#33016∓#21069∓#39640耸∓#30340雪∓#30333∓#21452∓#20083，∓#21452目闪∓#36807惊艳∓#30340火∓#33457。

∓#22312陈晓∓#22825灼热∓#30340注视∓#19979，文∓#29577溪这个豪放∓#30340∓#23567姑娘∓#36824∓#26159∓#32670怯∓#22320∓#20197∓#21452∓#25163遮蔽∓#33258己，朝陈晓∓#22825瞪∓#20102∓#19968眼，没∓#22909气∓#22320∓#35828：“别这样看∓#30528∓#25105。”

陈晓∓#22825微微笑∓#20102笑，∓#20182低∓#19979∓#22836轻∓#21563∓#30528文∓#29577溪∓#30340∓#30340额∓#22836，慢慢∓#19979移∓#28857∓#36807眼睛、鼻∓#23376，又缓缓∓#22320∓#26469∓#21040∓#22905∓#30340脸颊，接∓#30528∓#26469∓#21040∓#19979颚，顺∓#30528颈线∓#28369∓#19979，拉∓#24320∓#22905∓#30340∓#25163腕，最∓#21518∓#23450∓#22312心脏位置。

∓#22312陈晓∓#22825∓#19968串绵∓#23494碎∓#21563∓#30340安抚∓#19979，文∓#29577溪∓#32039绷∓#30340∓#36523∓#20307渐渐放松，∓#19968∓#32929奇怪∓#30340∓#24863觉∓#30005∓#27969般传遍全∓#36523，∓#32780陈晓∓#22825∓#30340∓#22823∓#25163爬∓#19978∓#20102文∓#29577溪那浑圆∓#30340∓#20083房，∓#24320始轻轻∓#22320∓#22320roucuo，炙热∓#30340∓#21767舌覆∓#19978∓#22905∓#30340∓#19968只∓#20083尖，含舔∓#22905∓#25402立∓#30340∓#32418∓#28857。

“嗯”文∓#29577溪再次情不∓#33258禁呻∓#21535∓#20102∓#19968声，∓#21452颊涨∓#24471通∓#32418。

∓#20809∓#26159这幺∓#19968个∓#25361逗，∓#22905∓#23601∓#24863觉∓#20307内∓#28145处有∓#19968∓#32929火热无比∓#30340∓#39578∓#21160，这∓#23545∓#20110∓#19968个不∓#21040∓#20108∓#21313岁∓#30340∓#23567姑娘∓#26469∓#35828，真∓#26159∓#35201∓#20102∓#22905∓#30340命∓#20102

陈晓∓#22825∓#30340∓#30340∓#22823掌∓#30001文∓#29577溪∓#30340腹∓#37096轻缓抚∓#19979，绕∓#36807∓#22905∓#39640耸圆俏∓#30340∓#33216办，∓#26469回游走∓#22312∓#22905丰腴∓#30340∓#22823∓#33151∓#19978，∓#22312文∓#29577溪逸∓#20986需求∓#30340低∓#21535声∓#26102，修长∓#25163指悄悄钻∓#36827∓#22905∓#30340短裙，∓#22312∓#20004∓#33151间探寻∓#22905那∓#28287熟∓#30340禁∓#22320，隔∓#30528diku细腻∓#22320画圈揉抚──

终∓#20110，文∓#29577溪彻底给崩溃∓#20102，陈晓∓#22825见∓#26102∓#26426∓#25104熟，顿∓#28982飞快∓#22320将文∓#29577溪∓#33073∓#20102个∓#31934∓#20809，∓#33258己∓#20063∓#33073∓#24471∓#19968∓#19997不挂，∓#25402∓#36215∓#22823枪朝文∓#29577溪压∓#20102∓#19978∓#21435。

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